Mein Hindi wali dhadak film,
Tum Marathi wali sairat priye,
Aur me independent Bharat hu,
Tum China ki khairat priye
Me raat me strike karta hun,
Tum gadhe bechkar soti ho,
Me ghar me ghus ke dhota hun,
Tum UN me jakar roti ho,
Tum jab jab muskaogi priye,
Me Tum par sab kuch varunga,
Par line cross karne ka socha bhi,
To ghar me ghuskar marunga,
Me maharana Pratap ka chetak hu,
Tum boza dhota tattoo priye,
Me chaiwale sa brave Hoon,
Tum imran ke nam ka fatoo priye.