Gatusko uvaach (says/speaks):
A ghost wanted to visit his native where he was born and brought up, and even had worked for decades.
So he used GPS, and was circling the detected place from the sky just above his original place, but was not able to decipher anything, because so much smoke was in the stratum of the atmosphere just completely covering his village.
He thought there must be huge fire so he ringed the fire-brigade station, they replied to him: it is a daily affair, those chaps must be burning their garbages.
He dialled the police from where some peon said: all have gone to, perhaps,
teach a lesson to the opposition legislatures in the capital city of the state.
He dialled some NGOs, they replied they are working from home only.
He called some law makers he had known during his time on the Earth, he was told they don't know who he was?
Finally, he called his mother who said: beta better you come back, those people are incorrigible.
When he went back to the hell, his home, his mother refused to recognise him because he was completely black with ash-soot, so he wept, cried and yelled: where am I and who am I?
A voice was heard saying: dhobikaa kuttaa na ghatkaa na gharakaa.
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