Sheepo: Bossyji, I am Sheepo, did you recognize me?
Tigery: Not, really, but how did you get my cell number?
Sheepo: You have forgotten, once you gave it to my baby?
Tigery: To your baby!
Sheepo: Yes, you had told her that if anybody troubled her, then she should call you for rescue.
Tigery: Oh my, I thought I had already devoured her.
Sheepo: No, thanks madam for saving my lovely and only girl child around us in the recent times, how nice of you to have saved your gender ones.
Tigery: Oh, thanks anyway, but normally we are not known for this kind of benevolent act, may be it was rare, I must be already there with my full stomach.
Sheepo: May be true, but madam in the kinds with I stay, they 'devour' even their own relatives of money and their possessions, even if they are not hungry.
Tigery: Oh, my! what kind of people you serve? Ok, but tell me why did you call me?
Sheepo: Your husband, I mean your LIP, live-in-partner is not answering my calls.
Tigery: Why are you bothering him?, And you terribly insulated him, how dare you do that?
Sheepo: We have problems in our societies, so I described these to him, like: goatoes keep making noise throughout the days, keep saying that we are after their lives, we are bent to denegrate them, our manners are partial to them, and so on.
Tigery: But, you are not any kind of predators, then why they are afraid of you, you all are in the same boat, isn't it?, as far as we can see.
Sheepo: Yes, but our religious practices are much different.
Tigery: How do you think, we can solve your problems?, better you stand in your elections, and win them and then remedy your existing laws; we have no other solutions for your problems, we only know how to devour you and your/their kinds of animals; we don't keep any kind of partiality, you know it very well.
Sheepo got scared and cut off the call.
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