1..Love is the Second Mistake of God..Girls r First one..But what d fact & similarity between both is that.. "Both Mistakes r damn BEAUTIFUL".
2..A man asked God
"I WANT PEACE"
God replied
Remove 'I',
That's EGO..,
Remove 'WANT'..,
That's DESIRE.., &
'PEACE' will be yours!
3..We Do 100 good Things
Nobody Remembers
We Do 1 wrong thing
Nobody Forgets
Its GOD who Gives, Gives & Forgives
Its HUMAN Gets, Gets & Forgets.
4..A man met his friend after long time wearing an earring and asked: When did you start wearing earrings?
Friend: Ever since my wife found one in my car!
5..Friend 2 another, 'My wife goes to her parents, after a quarrel with me'. The other said, 'That is nothing! My wife, after a quarrel, brings her parents to my house!
