A bawaji shouted in the BANK.
Has anyone lost a bundle of currency notes tied with a red rubber band ?
Many hands were raised.
Bawaji - Here is that rubber band.
😂
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At a meeting, the Boss told a joke.
Everyone on the team laughed except one guy.
The Boss asked him, 'Didn’t you understand my joke?'
The guy replied : Oh I understood it, but I resigned this morning.
😂
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#Ladies driving:
Doctor to injured patient :
Jab car ek lady chalaa rahi thi to tumhein road se dur chalnaa chaahiye tha naa ??
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Patient :
Kaun sa road ?
Main to Garden mein letaa huaa tha !!
😂
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A man meets his friend who has started wearing ear rings.
He asks :"Since when did u start wearing earrings ?"
Friend :"Ever since my wife
found them in my car!!!
😂
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Some women are sooo concerned about their husband's happiness.
that they hire detectives to find out who is responsible for it...
😂
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The only 2 persons whom a woman listens carefully & follows Sincerely & does EXACTLY as he says is a... 'TAILOR '& 'PHOTOGRAPHER.' baki to woh kisi k baap ki bhi nahi sunti...😜😝
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Police asked the Thief : Why did u go to Steal 3 times in d Same Store ?
The thief Replied :😒Sir, I Stole 1 Dress for my wife & went to Change It Twice !
😄😄😄😄
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A husband writing in his diary : Shaadi se pehle bhagwaan se duaa maangi thi ki ,achha PAKANE wali biwi dena.
Saala, 'khana' mention karna hi bhool gaya !😜
