English Quote in Funny by JIRARA

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W: Honey, your child in my womb is crying too much.
H: How do you know?
W: It is moving its hands vehemently and looks as if rubbing its eyes, and I can even feel and hear it's weeping-sound.
H: What should I do?
W: Can you please talk to it?
H: Ok, I will try.
F: (By putting his head on his wife's stomach, and while listening to the baby's crying), Beta, why are you crying so much even before coming out?
B: Who are you, and how can you put your head here and touch my mother, don't you have any shame?
F: (In shock), my dear child, I am your seeding-father, and once you are out, I will be declared as a full-fledged father.
B: How would you prove that?
F: I will show you our aadhar cards, passports, and the marriage certificate.
B: That is fine.
F: Beti, can you please stop crying and moving your limbs vehemently, your mom is experiencing pain.
B: Did you take CoViD vaccine doses?
F: Yes, betumji, we both have taken.
B: Then, I will come out, and soon as I come out first I must have my aadhar card, and immediately the first dose of Covishield.
F: Betuji, the vaccine is not yet approved for the newly born babies.
B: Then, I won't come out.
F: Oh my, it is already time for you to come out, may be by this evening, you see.
B: In that hospital environment, I wouldn't come out, you know there is lot of danger.
F: But, my child you have to, otherwise your mom will have lot of problems, for her sake please agree to land on this Earth.
B: Get the vaccine approved for us, i.e. for 0.75+ soon from the Prime Minister, then message me, and I will start descending.
F: Ok, I will try my best.
W: Ohji, what and how would you do all that.
H: I don't know.
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