Gatusko uvaacha:
DIL/mother: Baka, dada paase na jaish.
B: Kem mummy?
M: Temane khansi aavechhe, tane thai jashe.
B: Ok mummy.
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FIL/Dada: Vahu, mane vichar aave chhe, have maari umar thai ane, hun kyare jato rahish teni mane khabar nathi.
DIL: Evu na bolasho, haji vaar chhe. Tamare to haji ketloay documents taiyar karvavana chhe.
FIL: Bhadhu taiyar kari dhidhhu chee, ane Baka maate pan mein kashuk saaru lakhyu and mukyu chhe.
DIL: To vandho nahi!
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M: Baka, tara dada nu khubaj dhyan raakhaje, and temane cough syrup divasaman three times taari jate jaine aapaje.
B: Ha mom.
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FIL/Dada got very good treatment, and then expired after a few months.
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DIL opened the WILL, and read, and started crying much more than she had cried while he was just dead.
Son: What happened?
DIL/W: Taaro baapo apane chhetari gayo.
H: Shun thayun?
W: Dohaye badhi milkat daan kari dhidhi chhe.
H: Oh, my, Baka maate pan kachhu raakhyu nathi?
W: Not at all.
H: Mane to badhu kaheta hata.
W: Khaali aashirvad aapya chhe: Baka tu taara bapani saari seva karish to bhagawan tane saaru mot aapase.
H: Ek paiso nathi lakhyo/mukyo ena maate?
W: Ha, ek paiso mane aapelo, ane kahelu ke Baka ne aapaje!
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DIL: Muvo doho, maaro badho cough syrup pee gayo, ane ultaman chollo karine gayo.
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