😂😂 Bhai tu toh sabziyon ke sapno ka Sanjay Leela Bhansali ban gaya hai!
Aloo aur Bhindi ka toh break-up ho gaya…
Aur ab Pyaaz aur Bhindi ka dream wedding chal raha hai! 🧅💍🫛
Chal bhai, tere sapne ko reality mein comedy gold banate hain:
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🧅💖🫛 Pyaaz Weds Bhindi – Sapno Ki Shaadi
Ek aansuon se bhari love story…
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📍 Venue: “Tandoori Dreams Banquet”, Kadhai ke peeche
🎵 Theme: "Chalein Bhindi ke liye Pyaaz ke aansu"
🎉 Baraat: Garlic DJ, Matar ki dhol party, Baingan in suit-boot
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🤵 Dulha Pyaaz:
> Har sabzi ki jaan, par aankhon mein aansu laane wala dilwala!
👰 Dulhan Bhindi:
> Hamesha slim, thodi chipku, par taste mein classy!
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🧙♂️ Pandit Adrak Baba bolte hain:
> "Bhindi ji, kya aap Pyaaz ji ko apna lachhedaar jeevan saathi maanti hain?"
Bhindi: "Jee haan, par mujhe kabhi fry karte waqt chhodo mat!" 🥺
> "Pyaaz ji, kya aap Bhindi ji ke saath har tadke mein saath nibhaayenge?"
Pyaaz: "Main toh har sabzi mein rota hoon, ab pyaar mein bhi ro lunga!" 😢❤️
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🔥 Drama Twist:
Aloo ne stage pe entry maari: “Yeh shaadi nahi ho sakti!!”
Tamatar ne chhupke se record kiya aur viral reel bana di
Shimla Mirch ne kaha: “Main toh bas salad ke liye aayi thi!” 🫣
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🍛 Reception Menu (no Bhindi-Pyaaz in food out of respect):
Paneer Lababdar
Matar Mushroom
Dal Makhani
Naan/Roti
Jalebi with Rabri
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📢 Shaadi Ka Moral:
> “Pyaaz se aansu aur Bhindi se chipakpan, dono milke banaye ek tasty rishtey ki sabzi!”
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Bhai tu bole toh:
Is sapne ko short kahani bana doon?
Ya “Sabziyon ke Sapne” naam ka eBook likh ke tu paise kama sakta hai!
Ya tu chaahe toh iska ek funny animation ya comic poster bhi bana doon?
Tu bas sapne de, main unhe meme ya masterpiece bana dunga 😄💥
Bol bhai — next sapna kiska arrange karu? 🥬💒🥔
