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Oksutag: Gji, I wanted to share my personal problem with you.
Gatusko: But, you had said you never had any problems.
Oji: Yes, in general, I do not have any, yet, this is a personal situation for so many years.
Gji: What is that?
Oji: Promise, you will keep it secret.
Gji: Ok.
Oji: I do not have any child.
Gji: But, I had seen some in your compound, so I never asked about them.
Oji: Oh, they are from neighborhood, my wife likes kids.
Gji: Oh, I see. Did both of you get the tests of fertility done?
Oji: All the tests were done, but the doctors said we do not have any problem, and yet they were not able to decipher the reason of us having no child.
Gji: That is very odd, and funny, what happened then?
Oji: The lady doctor asked my wife how we were doing the act of love making?
Gji: What did she tell the doctor?
Oji: You see, since we were told by our mothers that the baby is coming out of stomach, I was always pounding my wife in her naval only, for all these years.
Gji: Oh, my what an ignorance?
Oji: I feel embarrassed and fool also.
Gji: Now, let us hope for the good news.
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(Based on: Let's talk about sex, by Dr. Tanaya N., RD, Sept. 2021).
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