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Smit

Smit

@thesmartsmit


Jaffar : Ammi jaan ap jhoot bole mereku!
Mom: I told to u several times to please speak in English. We are In US now..
Jaffar : Ok.... Mom u lied to me...
Mom : When my son. ?
Jaffar : U said that my younger sis is an angel.
Mom : Yes, she is...
Jaffar : So why didn't she fly when I threw her from our balcony?
Mom :Arrey Dalindar pottay.!! ..Kaan pheka meri bachi ku????.
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Jaffar : relax mom...was just checking if u still talk in English with me...

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"Forget your own unhappiness by creating a little happiness for others
Because when you are good to others, you are best to yourself...."

घर जाता हूँ तो मेरा ही बैग मुझे चिढ़ाता है,

मेहमान हूँ अब ,ये पल पल मुझे बताता है ..
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माँ कहती है, सामान बैग में फ़ौरन डालो,
हर बार तुम्हारा कुछ ना कुछ छुट जाता है...

घर पंहुचने से पहले ही लौटने की टिकट, वक़्त परिंदे सा उड़ता जाता है,

उंगलियों पे लेकर जाता हूं गिनती के दिन,
फिसलते हुए जाने का दिन पास आता है.....

अब कब होगा आना सबका पूछना ,
ये उदास सवाल भीतर तक बिखराता है,

घर से दरवाजे से निकलने तक ,
बैग में कुछ न कुछ भरते जाता हूँ ..


तू एक मेहमान है अब ये पल पल मुझे बताता है..

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If you will wait for a perfect moment to arrive...it will never come...
Say it now...do it now...
You never know..what tomorrow will bring...

"The taste of every relationship changes with time. Either it becomes more sweet or salty. It depends only on what we Add to it daily..!!"

"Love it.. Live it n Enjoy it".

" *Discussion* Is An Exchange Of Thoughts and *Knowledge*, Promote IT.....
*Argument* Is An Exchange Of Ego and *Ignorance*, Avoid IT.......
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Locks are never manufactured without key
As a same
god never gives Problems without solutions...

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Quiz Time
A girl went to school & the teacher asked how old are you? She replied I don't know, bt I know that I'm half my mother's age. The teacher asked ok how old is your mother? She said I don't know but I know that my Dad is 5 yrs older than my mother. Teacher, how old is yor dad? She said I don't know but I know that if we add our ages the answer is 100 yrs... Nw how old is the girl, her mum & her dad? Good luck...

NO CHEATING

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