The Accidentally International Incident of Mr. Flumple What happens if you overhear something that was not meant for you? By Leu Seyer, August 16th, 2025. - This story is told the way memories truly work — not in neat, chronological order, but through sudden jumps between the present, the past, and the “possibly imagined.” - The Man Who Blended into the Background. Reuben P. Flumple was, in every conceivable way, the human equivalent of a three- to seven-year-old beige and black Basset Hound. His presence was so remarkably unnoticeable that if you searched for the “most neutral person alive,” you