Yoga Is Not My Cup of Tea (A Satirical Take) Dr. Mukesh 'Aseemit' This morning, as I lazily glanced at the front page of the newspaper being ceremoniously held by Shrimati ji sitting beside me, I was shocked—What! Yoga Diwas came and went just like that? Once again, we’ve missed the opportunity to “celebrate” it. Photos in the newspaper showed sprawling pandals filled with folks decked out in traditional Yoga outfits—men and lugaiyaan all looking like spiritual ninjas, pinching one nostril with one hand and scratching their backs with the other, in poses that could hypnotize the unsuspecting viewer.