Dude, aren’t you seeing it? The nation is under siege! A monstrous calamity has struck! Humanity has been shaken to its core! And here you are — lazing on the bed, flipping through channels, cursing the government, and forwarding a few rusty poetry guns from old warrior poets on WhatsApp. Come on, man — the country is in trouble! Do something for the motherland! Do something so powerful that it pierces the chest of the ones who inflicted these wounds! At least show some "gamm" (grief), bro! You haven’t even heard our plan, have you? Just wait till evening... We’ll