“The Kanya Slot System: Now Even the Goddess Comes by Appointment!” As soon as Navratri begins, colonies witness a peculiar kind of buzz. The aunties in the neighborhood no longer spend their mornings at the temple; instead, they are out on a full-blown kanya-hunt. Seven girls are a must, nine is better, and eleven is ideal to please the Goddess... but the real question is — where to find them? Just like last time, the darn housemaid didn’t show up. She has two daughters. She was told clearly to bring them along, but she flatly refused— “Madamji, they go to